Honey..... What are You Looking for ? Husband : Nothing. Wife : Nothing...?? you've been reading our marriage certificate for an hour ?? Husband : I was just looking for the expiry date. Q - What is the Difference Between Mother and Wife ? A - One Woman Brings you into this world crying... and the other ensures you Continue to do so. Wife : Do you want dinner? Husband : Sure, what are my choices? Wife : Yes and no. Wife: You always carry my photo in your handbag to the office. Why? Hubby: When there is a problem, no matter how impossible, I look at your picture and the problem disappears. Wife: You see, how miraculous and powerful I am for you? Hubby: Yes, I see your picture and say to myself, "What other problem can there be greater than this one? Girl: When we get married, I want to share all your worries, troubles and lighten your burden. Boy: It's very kind of you, darling, But I don't have any worries or troubles. Girl: Well that's because we aren't marrie...
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