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Honey..... What are You Looking for ? Husband : Nothing. Wife : Nothing...?? you've been reading our marriage certificate for an hour ?? Husband : I was just looking for the expiry date. Q - What is the Difference Between Mother and Wife ? A - One Woman Brings you into this world crying... and the other ensures you Continue to do so. Wife : Do you want dinner? Husband : Sure, what are my choices? Wife : Yes and no. Wife: You always carry my photo in your handbag to the office. Why? Hubby: When there is a problem, no matter how impossible, I look at your picture and the problem disappears. Wife: You see, how miraculous and powerful I am for you? Hubby: Yes, I see your picture and say to myself, "What other problem can there be greater than this one? Girl: When we get married, I want to share all your worries, troubles and lighten your burden. Boy: It's very kind of you, darling, But I don't have any worries or troubles. Girl: Well that's because we aren't marrie

Wonderful Words

"DON'T cry over anyone who won't cry over you" "Good FRIENDS are hard to find, harder to leave and impossible to forget" "You can only go as far as you push" "ACTIONS speak louder than words" "The HARDEST thing to do is watch the one you love, love somebody else" "DON'T let the past hold you back you're missing the good stuff" "LIFE'S SHORT. If you don't look around once in a while you might miss it" "Some people make the world SPECIAL just by being in it" "When it HURTS to look back and you're SCARED to look ahead,you can look beside you and your BEST FRIEND will be there" "TRUE FRIENDSHIP "NEVER" ENDS Friends are FOREVER" "Good friends are like STARS You don't always see them but you know they are ALWAYS THERE" "DON'T frown. You never know who is falling in love with your smile" "What do you do when the only person

Friendship Quotes

Friends are the sunshine of life. John Hay A joy shared is a joy doubled. Johann Wolfgang von Goethe Friendship is one mind in two bodies. Unknown Friends are the siblings God never gave us. Mencius A single rose can be my garden... a single friend, my world. Leo Buscaglia And a youth said, Speak to us of Friendship And he answered saying: Your friend is your needs answered. He is your field which you sow with love and reap with thanksgiving. And he is your board and your fireside. For you come to him with your hunger, and you seek him for peace. Kahlil Gibran Some people go to priests; others to poetry; I to my friends. Virginia Woolf The bird a nest, the spider a web, man friendship. William Blake Friendship improves happiness, and abates misery, by doubling our joys, and dividing our grief. Joseph Addison Life is slippery. Here, take my hand. H. Jackson Brown, Jr. Oh, the comfort, the inexpressible comfort of feeling safe with a person, havi

Success Quotes

Success seems to be largely a matter of hanging on after others have let go. William Feather Life is 10% what happens to you and 90% how you respond to it. Lou Holtz Our greatest glory is not in never failing, but in rising up every time we fail. Ralph Waldo Emerson Success is the ability to go from one failure to another with no loss of enthusiasm. Winston Churchill Nobody gets to live life backward. Look ahead, that is where your future lies. Ann Landers Fall seven times, stand up eight. Japanese Proverb For true success ask yourself these four questions: Why? Why not? Why not me? Why not now? James Allen Your Life is your message to the world. Make it Inspiring. Lorrin L Lee If your ship doesn't come in, swim out to it. Jonathan Winters Success is the sum of small efforts, repeated day in and day out. Robert Collier Remember, today is the tomorrow you worried about yesterday. Dale Carnegie The greatest pleasure in life is doing what people say you cannot do. Walter Bagehot Some

My Best Country

Morocco is a country located in North Africa. It has a population of nearly 32 million and an area just under 447,000 square kilometres (173,000 sq mi). Its capital is Rabat, and its largest city is Casablanca. Morocco has a coast on the Atlantic Ocean that reaches past the Strait of Gibraltar into the Mediterranean Sea. It is bordered by Spain to the north (a water border through the Strait and land borders with three small Spanish enclaves, Ceuta, Melilla, and Peñón de Vélez de la Gomera), Algeria to the east, and Mauritania to the south.[6] Several dialects of Arabic and Berber are spoken in Morocco. However, this linguistic diversity doesn't affect the ethnic situation as the population is largely homogeneous. Contemporary Morocco On November 18, 2006, Morocco celebrated the 50th anniversary of its independence. Morocco recovered its political independence from France on March 2, 1956, and on April 7, France officially relinquished its protectorate. Through agreements with Spa

Ben Youssef Madrasa

The Ben Youssef Madrasa was an Islamic college in Marrakech and was named after the amoravid sultan Ali ibn Yusuf (reigned 1106–1142), who expanded the city and its influence considerably. The college was founded during the period of the Marinid (14th century) by the Marinid sultan Abu al-Hassan and allied to the neighbouring Ben Youssef Mosque. The building of the madrasa, as it is now, was (re-)constructed by the Saadian Sultan Abdallah al-Ghalib (1557–1574). It is the largest Medrasa in all of Morocco. In 1565 the works ordered by Abdallah al-Ghalib were finished, as confirmed by the inscription in the prayer room. Its 130 student dormitory cells cluster around a courtyard richly carved in cedar, marble and stucco. The carvings contain no representation of humans or animals as required by Islam, and consist entirely of inscriptions and geometric patterns. This madrasa was one of the largest theological colleges in North Africa and may have housed as many as 900 students. One of its

Paradoxes

1 What runs but has no legs? Your nose a river a comb your word a bottle ________________________________________ 2 What runs but has no legs? A tap a river a comb your word a bottle ________________________________________ 3 What can stay in the same corner but, at the same time, travel around the world? A tap a stamp a comb your word a bottle ________________________________________ 4 What has a mouth but does not speak? A towel a river a comb a book a bottle ________________________________________ 5 What is black when it is clean and white when it is dirty? A tap a stamp a blackboard your word a bottle ________________________________________ 6 What has a bed but does not sleep? A towel a river a comb a book a bottle ________________________________________ 7 What has teeth but cannot bite? a towel a river a comb a book a bottle ________________________________________ 8 What has a neck but no head? a towel a river a comb your word a bo

A laughter helps to relieve the stress

COLLEGE STUDENT WRITES TO PARENTS A college student writes to his parents... "Dear Mom and Dad, "I feel miserable because I have to keep writing for money. I feel ashamed and unhappy. I have to ask for another hundred, but every cell in my body rebels. I beg on bended knee that you forgive me. "Your son, Marvin. "P.S. I felt so terrible, I ran after the mailman who picked this up in the box at the corner. I wanted to take this letter and burn it. I prayed that I could get it back. But it was too late." A few days later he received a letter from his father. It said, "Your prayers were answered. Your letter never arrived!"

Cultural Diversity

When will the geographical borders be deleted? When will this rough world get quiet? It’s a violent world of those monstrous wars Which are led by those cultural conflicts, Due to the challenge of globalisation. Our world is our shelter There are numerous cultures With their significant diversity Every one has its religion Its culture and its own language Every one is special and particular Because he is him. We are different because every one belong to a special culture But we are one because the humanity gathers us As we belong to the earth I will love you, I will protect you I won’t let you down I will struggle for the earth Until the dawn of union rises.

Sustainable Development

Science, education, youth Are magical words to fulfil, Advance, prosperity and welfare Nothing grows from wishful thinking Even plants grow from seeds. Success, progress are a temper of the will A vigour of the emotions. There is in every being’s heart The passion of excellence But it’s covered with the snows Of laziness and pessimism Education needs to be watered With hard work and perseverance, But so long as you don’t keep watering It will fade and wither like a waterless flower Whether you are illiterate or ignorant There is in every one’s life The light of hope, The love of learning, The challenge of events, Don’t miss your future because tomorrow The truth will be dawned on you.

The educational system

The educational system is a very vital and energetic domain in the country. It’s the factory that products the next responsible for the future. That’s the reason why we should think about the people that teach the students. So, these teachers should be their idol, their friend and their leaders. We need a teacher who is in touch with the new technology; I mean the one who can use sophisticated materials to teach the students; to protect them from the boredom. We know that some of students are familiar with the internet and the new technology, they are used to the interactive materials, to something new. So, when they come to class and they work with blackboard and chalk, they feel a little bit lost or bored. Therefore; we need a teacher who can afford joy and in the same time knowledge to their students. We also need a student who loves his work an his studies, who is ready to continue the learning process, who doesn’t consider school like a theme park, this stude

Morocco's language

The original language of morocco was Berber, thanks to the Islamic expeditions the Arabic became little by little the official language, because it is the language of Qur’an and it starts by spreading from the north. By the year 1903 the French starts by spreading in Morocco because of the imperialist movement, but in the 1945s, it became the official language in schools, contracts, tribunals and all the administrations. By the year 1980, English appeared in Morocco and started to took its place as an important language. Spanish took its place and became strong in the north of morocco after the Spanish invasion. So, we can say that this variety of languages makes Morocco a rich country of different cultures which allow him to be in touch with all the countries.

The landscape and wildlife of Morocco

The landscape of morocco is varied. We have deserts in the south, two ranges of mountains: Atlas Range Mountains in the middle and Riff range of mountains in the north. Morocco has also, several waterfalls like Ozood nearby Marrakesh. It has in the coastal bank of the Atlantic the widest plans which contribute in the developement of the agriculture. Concerning the wild life, morocco has lots of animal reserves like the national reserve near Marrakesh where you can find there deer and monkeys. It has also natural parks of several birds in the north.

My Mottos

“No gain without pain” “The early bird catches the worm” “Don’t put off till tomorrow what you can do now” “Hard work pays off” “Little by little the bird makes its nest” “If you want your dreams to com true don’t sleep”

My favourite stories:

A sound of thunder About the author Ray Douglas Bradbury is a US writer of fantasy, horror, science fiction and mystery. He is best known for his Martian Chronicles, and he is widely considered to be one of the 20th century’s greatest and most popular writers of science fiction. Summary Eckels is a hunter .He has hunted all kinds of wild animals on various safaris but now he wants to travel back in time to hunt a Tyrannosaurus Rex. Time Safari Inc is a company that organises safaris in the past .They have a time machine that can take hunters back in time to shoot any animals they want. Eckels arrives at time safari .He is introduced to his guide Mr. Travis. He is little nervous and very impressed by the time machine .Before he pays the $10000 for the Safari, the man at the desk reminds him of how dangerous dinosaurs hunting can be. The guide explains the rules of the path and not touching or disturbing any of the wildlife around them. They leave the machine and enter the prehistoric ju

The Miserable Man and the Golden Coins

Ben Handout was a small and poor village in the middle atlas where Nasser lived. He was a woodcutter. He worked hard but he didn't earn much money. Nasser was a gentle young man with a pale face and small eyes. Nasser was punctual, every Friday, he prays with the people in the mosque and he never missed his pray. Twenty years later, unhappiness and hard work at the forest had changed Nasser. The woodcutter was nearly fifty years old now, but he looked much older. His back was bent and his sad small eyes were very shirt-sighted. Nasser was a bachelor, he had never married and he had no friends at the village. Nasser lived in a small cottage, alone, he had nothing to eat or to wear now, because he didn't save any, money and he had no family. Every night, Nasser locked the door, and then he prayed and asked God to help him and give him forty golden coins. One day, a very rich man lived in the same village was coming back from hunting. He had a very good trip, but h

The Miraculous Plants

It was a very cold winter, with snow everywhere. For the eastern tribe, it was a terrible time .many people were sick and there was no medicine to help them .every day, people died .the leader didn't know what to do .his cute son, Bassou, was also very ill. If he couldn't help him, he was going to die, and thus the tribe will die out. The leader sat by his fire, but he didn't feel warm. ''It’s the end '', he thought.’ If he dies, I don't want to live '' he looked into the fire. The wood burnt noisily. Suddenly, he remembered his wiser teacher, and he heard his fierce words ''you must save your son, and your tribe .go and look for the medicine! There is a medicine for everything. Go quickly! It will soon be too late '' The leader began his journey that night. He walked through the snow and the dark forest all night. In the morning, he was cold and hungry. '' How can I find the medicine plants which will

Green planet

Fifty years ago green was just a colour .Now it’s a way of looking at our world .But how green is our planet today? Planet earth On February 2002, scientists in kourou, French Guiana, were worried. They knew that in a few hours ‘time the Arianne rocket would leave on its journey .on the rocket was Envisat, the biggest and most expensive satellite ever made in Europe .Envisat was ready and waiting after twenty years’ work by hundreds of people .but now , at the last minute, something was wrong with the rocket carrying the satellite. Scientists worked all night to get the rocket working again .late in the evening on 1march everyone in kourou stopped working to watch the rocket leave. The weather was good and the rocket was ready .five four three two one ......the Arianne rocket went up into the sky, carrying Envisat with it. What is special about Envisat? It is as big as a bus, and very heavy. It travels 800km above the earth, and it goes round the earth once every 100 minutes. Envisat g