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Honey..... What are You Looking for ?
Husband : Nothing.
Wife : Nothing...?? you've been reading our marriage certificate for an hour ??
Husband : I was just looking for the expiry date.

Q - What is the Difference Between Mother and Wife ?
A - One Woman Brings you into this world crying... and the other ensures you
Continue to do so.

Wife : Do you want dinner?
Husband : Sure, what are my choices?
Wife : Yes and no.

Wife: You always carry my photo in your handbag to the office. Why?
Hubby: When there is a problem, no matter how impossible, I look at your picture and the problem disappears.
Wife: You see, how miraculous and powerful I am for you?
Hubby: Yes, I see your picture and say to myself, "What other problem can
there be greater than this one?

Girl: When we get married, I want to share all your worries, troubles and lighten your burden.
Boy: It's very kind of you, darling, But I don't have any worries or
troubles.
Girl: Well that's because we aren't married yet.

A newly mar…

Wonderful Words

"DON'T cry over anyone who won't cry over you"

"Good FRIENDS are hard to find, harder to leave and impossible to forget"

"You can only go as far as you push"

"ACTIONS speak louder than words"

"The HARDEST thing to do is watch the one you love, love somebody else"

"DON'T let the past hold you back you're missing the good stuff"

"LIFE'S SHORT. If you don't look around once in a while you might miss it"

"Some people make the world SPECIAL just by being in it"

"When it HURTS to look back and you're SCARED to look ahead,you can look beside
you and your BEST FRIEND will be there"

"TRUE FRIENDSHIP "NEVER" ENDS Friends are FOREVER"

"Good friends are like STARS You don't always see them but you know they are ALWAYS THERE"

"DON'T frown. You never know who is falling in love with your smile"

"What do you do when the only person who can mak…

Friendship Quotes

Friends are the sunshine of life.
John Hay

A joy shared is a joy doubled.
Johann Wolfgang von Goethe

Friendship is one mind in two bodies. Unknown Friends are the siblings God never gave us.
Mencius

A single rose can be my garden... a single friend, my world.
Leo Buscaglia

And a youth said, Speak to us of Friendship
And he answered saying:
Your friend is your needs answered.
He is your field which you sow with love and reap with thanksgiving.
And he is your board and your fireside.
For you come to him with your hunger, and you seek him for peace.
Kahlil Gibran

Some people go to priests; others to poetry; I to my friends.
Virginia Woolf

The bird a nest, the spider a web, man friendship.
William Blake

Friendship improves happiness, and abates misery, by doubling our joys, and dividing our grief.
Joseph Addison

Life is slippery. Here, take my hand.
H. Jackson Brown, Jr.

Oh, the comfort, the inexpressible comfort of feeling safe with a person, having neither to weigh thoughts nor measure…

Success Quotes

Success seems to be largely a matter of hanging on after others have let go.
William Feather

Life is 10% what happens to you and 90% how you respond to it.
Lou Holtz

Our greatest glory is not in never failing, but in rising up every time we fail.
Ralph Waldo Emerson

Success is the ability to go from one failure to another with no loss of enthusiasm.
Winston Churchill

Nobody gets to live life backward. Look ahead, that is where your future lies.
Ann Landers

Fall seven times, stand up eight.
Japanese Proverb

For true success ask yourself these four questions: Why? Why not? Why not me? Why not now?
James Allen

Your Life is your message to the world. Make it Inspiring.
Lorrin L Lee

If your ship doesn't come in, swim out to it.
Jonathan Winters

Success is the sum of small efforts, repeated day in and day out.
Robert Collier

Remember, today is the tomorrow you worried about yesterday.
Dale Carnegie

The greatest pleasure in life is doing what people say you cannot do.
Walter Bagehot

Some people dream of success…

My Best Country

Morocco is a country located in North Africa. It has a population of nearly 32 million and an area just under 447,000 square kilometres (173,000 sq mi). Its capital is Rabat, and its largest city is Casablanca. Morocco has a coast on the Atlantic Ocean that reaches past the Strait of Gibraltar into the Mediterranean Sea. It is bordered by Spain to the north (a water border through the Strait and land borders with three small Spanish enclaves, Ceuta, Melilla, and Peñón de Vélez de la Gomera), Algeria to the east, and Mauritania to the south.[6]

Several dialects of Arabic and Berber are spoken in Morocco. However, this linguistic diversity doesn't affect the ethnic situation as the population is largely homogeneous.
Contemporary Morocco
On November 18, 2006, Morocco celebrated the 50th anniversary of its independence. Morocco recovered its political independence from France on March 2, 1956, and on April 7, France officially relinquished its protectorate. Through agreements with Spain…

Ben Youssef Madrasa

The Ben Youssef Madrasa was an Islamic college in Marrakech and was named after the amoravid sultan Ali ibn Yusuf (reigned 1106–1142), who expanded the city and its influence considerably. The college was founded during the period of the Marinid (14th century) by the Marinid sultan Abu al-Hassan and allied to the neighbouring Ben Youssef Mosque. The building of the madrasa, as it is now, was (re-)constructed by the Saadian Sultan Abdallah al-Ghalib (1557–1574). It is the largest Medrasa in all of Morocco. In 1565 the works ordered by Abdallah al-Ghalib were finished, as confirmed by the inscription in the prayer room. Its 130 student dormitory cells cluster around a courtyard richly carved in cedar, marble and stucco. The carvings contain no representation of humans or animals as required by Islam, and consist entirely of inscriptions and geometric patterns. This madrasa was one of the largest theological colleges in North Africa and may have housed as many as 900 students. One of it…

Paradoxes

1 What runs but has no legs?
Your nose a river a comb your word a bottle
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2 What runs but has no legs?
A tap a river a comb your word a bottle
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3 What can stay in the same corner but, at the same time, travel around the world?
A tap a stamp a comb your word a bottle
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4 What has a mouth but does not speak?
A towel a river a comb a book a bottle
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5 What is black when it is clean and white when it is dirty?
A tap a stamp a blackboard your word a bottle
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6 What has a bed but does not sleep?
A towel a river a comb a book a bottle
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7 What has teeth but cannot bite?
a towel a river a comb a book a bottle
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8 What has a neck but no head?
a towel a river a comb your word a bottle
_______…

A laughter helps to relieve the stress

COLLEGE STUDENT WRITES TO PARENTS
A college student writes to his parents...
"Dear Mom and Dad,
"I feel miserable because I have to keep writing for money. I feel ashamed and unhappy. I have to ask for another hundred, but every cell in my body rebels. I beg on bended knee that you forgive me.
"Your son,
Marvin.
"P.S. I felt so terrible, I ran after the mailman who picked this up in the box at the corner. I wanted to take this letter and burn it. I prayed that I could get it back. But it was too late."
A few days later he received a letter from his father. It said,
"Your prayers were answered. Your letter never arrived!"

Cultural Diversity

When will the geographical borders be deleted?
When will this rough world get quiet?
It’s a violent world of those monstrous wars
Which are led by those cultural conflicts,
Due to the challenge of globalisation.
Our world is our shelter
There are numerous cultures
With their significant diversity
Every one has its religion
Its culture and its own language
Every one is special and particular
Because he is him.
We are different because every one belong to a special culture
But we are one because the humanity gathers us
As we belong to the earth
I will love you, I will protect you
I won’t let you down
I will struggle for the earth
Until the dawn of union rises.

Sustainable Development

Science, education, youth
Are magical words to fulfil,
Advance, prosperity and welfare
Nothing grows from wishful thinking
Even plants grow from seeds.
Success, progress are a temper of the will
A vigour of the emotions.
There is in every being’s heart
The passion of excellence
But it’s covered with the snows
Of laziness and pessimism
Education needs to be watered
With hard work and perseverance,
But so long as you don’t keep watering
It will fade and wither like a waterless flower
Whether you are illiterate or ignorant
There is in every one’s life
The light of hope,
The love of learning,
The challenge of events,
Don’t miss your future because tomorrow
The truth will be dawned on you.

The educational system

The educational system is a very vital and energetic domain in the country. It’s the factory that products the next responsible for the future.
That’s the reason why we should think about the people that teach the students. So, these teachers should be their idol, their friend and their leaders. We need a teacher who is in touch with the new technology; I mean the one who can use sophisticated materials to teach the students; to protect them from the boredom. We know that some of students are familiar with the internet and the new technology, they are used to the interactive materials, to something new. So, when they come to class and they work with blackboard and chalk, they feel a little bit lost or bored.
Therefore; we need a teacher who can afford joy and in the same time knowledge to their students. We also need a student who loves his work an his studies, who is ready to continue the learning process, who doesn’t consider school like a theme park, this studen…

Morocco's language

The original language of morocco was Berber, thanks to the Islamic expeditions the Arabic became little by little the official language, because it is the language of Qur’an and it starts by spreading from the north. By the year 1903 the French starts by spreading in Morocco because of the imperialist movement, but in the 1945s, it became the official language in schools, contracts, tribunals and all the administrations. By the year 1980, English appeared in Morocco and started to took its place as an important language. Spanish took its place and became strong in the north of morocco after the Spanish invasion. So, we can say that this variety of languages makes Morocco a rich country of different cultures which allow him to be in touch with all the countries.

The landscape and wildlife of Morocco

The landscape of morocco is varied. We have deserts in the south, two ranges of mountains: Atlas Range Mountains in the middle and Riff range of mountains in the north. Morocco has also, several waterfalls like Ozood nearby Marrakesh. It has in the coastal bank of the Atlantic the widest plans which contribute in the developement of the agriculture.
Concerning the wild life, morocco has lots of animal reserves like the national reserve near Marrakesh where you can find there deer and monkeys. It has also natural parks of several birds in the north.

My Mottos

“No gain without pain”
“The early bird catches the worm”
“Don’t put off till tomorrow what you can do now”
“Hard work pays off”
“Little by little the bird makes its nest”
“If you want your dreams to com true don’t sleep”

My favourite stories:

A sound of thunder
About the author
Ray Douglas Bradbury is a US writer of fantasy, horror, science fiction and mystery. He is best known for his Martian Chronicles, and he is widely considered to be one of the 20th century’s greatest and most popular writers of science fiction.
Summary
Eckels is a hunter .He has hunted all kinds of wild animals on various safaris but now he wants to travel back in time to hunt a Tyrannosaurus Rex. Time Safari Inc is a company that organises safaris in the past .They have a time machine that can take hunters back in time to shoot any animals they want. Eckels arrives at time safari .He is introduced to his guide Mr. Travis. He is little nervous and very impressed by the time machine .Before he pays the $10000 for the Safari, the man at the desk reminds him of how dangerous dinosaurs hunting can be. The guide explains the rules of the path and not touching or disturbing any of the wildlife around them. They leave the machine and enter the prehistoric jun…

The Miserable Man and the Golden Coins

Ben Handout was a small and poor village in the middle atlas where Nasser lived. He was a woodcutter. He worked hard but he didn't earn much money. Nasser was a gentle young man with a pale face and small eyes.
Nasser was punctual, every Friday, he prays with the people in the mosque and he never missed his pray.
Twenty years later, unhappiness and hard work at the forest had changed Nasser. The woodcutter was nearly fifty years old now, but he looked much older. His back was bent and his sad small eyes were very shirt-sighted. Nasser was a bachelor, he had never married and he had no friends at the village. Nasser lived in a small cottage, alone, he had nothing to eat or to wear now, because he didn't save any, money and he had no family.
Every night, Nasser locked the door, and then he prayed and asked God to help him and give him forty golden coins.
One day, a very rich man lived in the same village was coming back from hunting. He had a very good trip, but he w…

The Miraculous Plants

It was a very cold winter, with snow everywhere. For the eastern tribe, it was a terrible time .many people were sick and there was no medicine to help them .every day, people died .the leader didn't know what to do .his cute son, Bassou, was also very ill. If he couldn't help him, he was going to die, and thus the tribe will die out.
The leader sat by his fire, but he didn't feel warm. ''It’s the end '', he thought.’ If he dies, I don't want to live '' he looked into the fire. The wood burnt noisily.



Suddenly, he remembered his wiser teacher, and he heard his fierce words ''you must save your son, and your tribe .go and look for the medicine! There is a medicine for everything. Go quickly! It will soon be too late ''
The leader began his journey that night. He walked through the snow and the dark forest all night. In the morning, he was cold and hungry. '' How can I find the medicine plants which will hel…