Honey..... What are You Looking for ?
Husband : Nothing.
Wife : Nothing...?? you've been reading our marriage certificate for an hour ??
Husband : I was just looking for the expiry date.
Q - What is the Difference Between Mother and Wife ?
A - One Woman Brings you into this world crying... and the other ensures you
Continue to do so.
Wife : Do you want dinner?
Husband : Sure, what are my choices?
Wife : Yes and no.
Wife: You always carry my photo in your handbag to the office. Why?
Hubby: When there is a problem, no matter how impossible, I look at your picture and the problem disappears.
Wife: You see, how miraculous and powerful I am for you?
Hubby: Yes, I see your picture and say to myself, "What other problem can
there be greater than this one?
Girl: When we get married, I want to share all your worries, troubles and lighten your burden.
Boy: It's very kind of you, darling, But I don't have any worries or
Girl: Well that's because we aren't married yet.
A newly married man asked his wife, "Would you have married me if my father
hadn't left me a fortune?"
"Honey," the woman replied sweetly, "I'd have married you NO MATTER WHO LEFT
YOU A FORTUNE"
Father to son after exam: "let me see your report card."
Son: "My friend just borrowed it. He wants to scare his parents"
Interviewer to Milionaire: To whom do you owe your success as a
Millionaire: "I owe everything to my wife."
Interviewer: "Wow, she must be a brilliant woman. What were you before you married
Millionaire: " Billionaire"
A wife asked her husband: "What do you like most in me my pretty face
or my sexy body?"
He looked at her from head to toe and replied: "I like your sense of humour"