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Funny jokes

Honey..... What are You Looking for ?
Husband : Nothing.
Wife : Nothing...?? you've been reading our marriage certificate for an hour ??
Husband : I was just looking for the expiry date.

Q - What is the Difference Between Mother and Wife ?
A - One Woman Brings you into this world crying... and the other ensures you
Continue to do so.

Wife : Do you want dinner?
Husband : Sure, what are my choices?
Wife : Yes and no.

Wife: You always carry my photo in your handbag to the office. Why?
Hubby: When there is a problem, no matter how impossible, I look at your picture and the problem disappears.
Wife: You see, how miraculous and powerful I am for you?
Hubby: Yes, I see your picture and say to myself, "What other problem can
there be greater than this one?

Girl: When we get married, I want to share all your worries, troubles and lighten your burden.
Boy: It's very kind of you, darling, But I don't have any worries or
troubles.
Girl: Well that's because we aren't married yet.

A newly mar…

Wonderful Words

"DON'T cry over anyone who won't cry over you"

"Good FRIENDS are hard to find, harder to leave and impossible to forget"

"You can only go as far as you push"

"ACTIONS speak louder than words"

"The HARDEST thing to do is watch the one you love, love somebody else"

"DON'T let the past hold you back you're missing the good stuff"

"LIFE'S SHORT. If you don't look around once in a while you might miss it"

"Some people make the world SPECIAL just by being in it"

"When it HURTS to look back and you're SCARED to look ahead,you can look beside
you and your BEST FRIEND will be there"

"TRUE FRIENDSHIP "NEVER" ENDS Friends are FOREVER"

"Good friends are like STARS You don't always see them but you know they are ALWAYS THERE"

"DON'T frown. You never know who is falling in love with your smile"

"What do you do when the only person who can mak…